cony. 21. lame person in general and a lazy ass. future lawyer and shit like that. pizza lover. -- Welcome! --



Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

the 4th album is “i’m not mad, i’m disappointed”

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Shopping for clothes when you have big boobs is normally really annoying esp when you like drapey things or want something that cinches at the waist cause you always get stuff like this


when the hell did this get over a thousand notes

Christ this speaks to me on an emotional level 

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Natalie Dormer at SDCC 14’

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sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!


sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

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crushing on straight girls will be the end of me

but hey, at least they’re cute

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sometimes i wanna be top

and sometimes i wanna be bottom



look at that fancy fuckin bunkbed jesus christ. back in my day, there were no stairs for easy access to the top. the road to the top bunk was a vertical fucking climb of wooden slats that you had to scramble to find purchase on. the one that made it to the top was not only a victor, but a survivor

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